Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

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Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

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slap your tall friend day

If you are short slap your your tall friends in the face.

But then realize your too short that you can reach your friends face

tall friend:hey
Shorty:*slaps*
Tall friend:what was that for!
Shorty:today you slap your tall friend day

by Shaggyboi December 6, 2019

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National kick your friends day

On November 7th you have permission to kick anyone of your friends! Have fun!

Girl 1:Today is November 7th so now I can kick my friends! National kick your friends day

by SpookyVscoGirl November 6, 2019

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(noun) The most handsome man in Morgantown. Brian was given this title at an adult spelling bee (also known as “drunken”) in January of 2019. It is now impossible to see Brian without reciting the mantra.

Person One: “Look, it’s Brian!”
Person Two: “Do you mean B-R-I-A-N Friend, the
most handsome man in Morgantown?”
Person One: “Duh!”

by TheTomeOfLuther May 20, 2019

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National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake

Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!

by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019

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