d-bag

Short for "douche bag". Used in place of many nouns including: idiot, moron, dick, jerk, etc.

Juan thinks he is smarter than me. What a d-bag.

by sperm cleana October 18, 2008

Winky Bag

A tiny ugly little nad sack

A scrotum that is tiny and shrivelled due to extensive radiation exposure and frequent masturbation (wanking)

by Bob March 26, 2005

Bag of Bumhair

manky and fluffy

Brian "My bellybuttons like a stale bag of bumhair"

by Mr Hol July 30, 2007

douche bag

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

by bob the red November 8, 2003

Stunt Bags

(noun) excessively large breast implants. Usually referenced as such when they are paired with revealing and tight fitting support clothing that pushes them up and out to cause them to form a nearly flat surface on top.

Most prevalent with larger women that choose to get DD+ breast implants to compensate/compliment their fuller figure.

"She is dumb as a box of rocks, but she is redeemed by the stunt bags (she has)."

"With hips like those, she could really use a pair of stunt bags to round out her figure."

by Mark in San Bruno August 15, 2012

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

Grab bag

The technique pioneered by President Donald J Trump of forcefully grabbing British Prime Minister Teresa May's hand in the full knowledge that he has recently been playing with his testicles and not bothered to wash his hands.

Man 1: "Dude, why is road-kill lid tugging that crone's claw with his baby digits?"

Man 2: "Douche has done a sly grab bag, bro! He's got a sick coin purse!"

by BeefTea January 31, 2017