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because it's good for you

The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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The Good Lord has a sense of humor

The good lord has a sense of humor is an old southern way of saying “a really funny coincidence” this definition stems from the southern United States around late 1700s to the early 1800s
From the movie Gettysburg:
“Today is July 3rd”
“And tomorrow is July 4th, Independence Day, The Good Lord has a sense of humor
by Hcienxidekdn April 24, 2023
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oh my goodness me!

When you are feeling wittily surprised at an unexpected piece of information!
"OH MY GOODNESS ME! I HAVE TO VISIT THE LOO! I ATE BAKED BEANS *SAYS CUTELY*"
by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024
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Good Kin

1. The ancestors. Relatives held in reverence. The ones that came before.
2. (Slang) White people (In a broad sense) or other racial groups who have done wrong to a particular racial group. Usually said in a sarcastic or condescending way.
1. "Lord, today we remember the good kin that has joined you before us. Bless their memories and may the keep watching over us."
2. "Yeah, you know we will never make it better thanks to our 'good kin'." "Ya know Black don't crack unlike our good kin"
by BlakMajick November 18, 2023
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Rachel Ray good

When your girlfriend cooks something so delicious it makes you want to propose.
Girlfriend : How does the food taste?
Boyfriend: This shit is GOOD, like Rachel Ray good! Will you marry me?
by OmahaGirl89 February 25, 2012
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Did I do good mister Yeat?

What drake says after recording his adlib in IDGAF
Drake- Did I do good mister Yeat?
Yeat- No
by gyratinglefteyebrow October 10, 2023
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