Joe-Polleyed

When you have too much alcohol in you and can’t handle it you are joe-polleyed.
Can’t wait to go out tonight and get joe-polleyed.
Did you see your man last night he was absolutely joe-polleyed.
by Rigid to February 02, 2020
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pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
by frickhorses September 02, 2014
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Joe Playin' Ho

Any people of the persuasion to do anything creative and be amazing with it. i.e. having the abilities of Mr. Bond
Dick: Wow! That David sure is creative, he does everything well, Music, painting, and plumbing!

Jane: Yeah, he sure is a "Joe Playin' Ho"!
by Josiah234782 October 10, 2008
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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 07, 2021
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Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

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What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!
by dontcallmejoe October 20, 2020
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Garlic Joe

A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid
Person A: I hit Tania with a garlic Joe last night, it was crazy
by TJ200407 May 31, 2023
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St Joes

St Joes is a stinky school for hoes
Did you hear about St Joes hoes?
by Stjoehoessuck August 15, 2022
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