Monkey McMeow

Popular underground cartoon cat who is works as a detective, and makes off color remarks in various situations.

did you see what monkey mcmeow was up to?

by DD darryl October 20, 2007

bare monkey

A shaved lower region on a woman. i.e a shaved box

Hey Tom you should have seen the bare monkey on the Poms chick I was with last night!

by 150 Jeff July 26, 2008

spooge monkey

Can mean anything - and object or place.

Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?

by HurleyCub March 4, 2017

butt monkey

One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.

Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.

by Nat80 August 29, 2013

monkey mode

The extreme version of an after-high, feeling like you are just a person moving doing tasks, almost depersonalized.

Bro I smoked so much last night!
Word, how you feelin?
I’m in monkey mode rn bro I can hardly think.

by the ciggy muncher April 9, 2022

monkey night

a night of rampant evolution type activities.
some include:
*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher
*find fleas in eachother's fur
*pick who moves on in natural selection
*watermelon dancing contest
*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals
ahh man, i grew a tail

by turban man May 13, 2005

monkey gates

same as chris gates.

lurker, go look up chris gates

by fgf July 25, 2003