Put the jack on the queen

When the male first encounters intercourse with a female. He puts his dick in her vagina, doing all the work.

Dude, did you put the jack on the queen last night?

by Sexy kittens July 30, 2010

indiana flap jack

its when you grab someone's head and slam it off of your cock several times while one of your friends is filming it in the background laughing their asses off because of the reaction of the guy who just got mouth fucked

Dude, yesterday after school Jonathen indiana flap jacked Bobby!!

by as;dlfhadfh April 14, 2010

Jelly Jacking

When a chubby chaser jacks off while watching a fattie engulf jelly doughnuts

I just shot jizz in my eye while jelly jacking

by arehorsiespretty February 2, 2014

Tallahasse flap jack

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.

I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.

by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009

Miami Jack-in-the-Box

A Miami-Jack-in-the-Box is when a guy takes a small cardboard box (like a jack-in-the-box) with a lid, cuts out the bottom, places his penis through it, has a girl open it with her mouth, and then she gives him a blow job.

There is no example for the Miami Jack-in-the-Box.

by ladyguy63 March 13, 2009

jack mac attack

The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole

Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked

I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!

by trailerpark jesus January 1, 2014

Jack Horner-ed

The popular children's rhyme reads:

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

To be "Jack Horner-ed" in the modern/urban sense is a wholly awkward moment for any young person. This unexpected event takes place when two individuals are taking part in any type or degree of consensual sexual activity, when one partner decides to attempt a very risky maneuver by inserting his/her thumb into a certain orifice of the other partner which traditionally only operates as an exit for digestible waste. This NONconsensual activity generally results in an abrupt ending to the sexual/physical relationship, as well as any emotional relationship that had previously been forming. In most cases, this marks the final interaction between the individuals.

The origin of this term can be traced as far back as Kalamazoo, MI (Western Michigan University) where it is also popularly referred to as being "ZD-ed."

Let's say a young man is watching a Disney movie with a pretty girl he recently met. In the nights prior, they had slowly advanced their degree of sexual activity to a comfortable point. Justly, he felt certain enough of his the budding relationship to share it with other members of his close social group. On this particular night, the man propagates sexual activity. He is excited to realize his partner is also up to the task. As she begins to perform oral sex on him, in fact, near the height of the experience, the young man is alarmed by the presence of a thumb working into his anus. Quickly clinching, hoping to intercept the errant advance, he reaches for his pants and knows he has been Jack Horner-ed.

by AV13 April 20, 2013