by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020

by Gerpsy November 24, 2021

Means that you masturbated
by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024
