A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone
by clifsamuels December 10, 2021
When something appears to be lame, or else when someone is in desperate need of visiting a place for uncalled nonsense.
Literal: "Damn you, crawl into the box of lames..."
Not literal: "Ughh... damn test. Wadda box of lames."
Not literal: "Ughh... damn test. Wadda box of lames."
by KMLZ! September 18, 2008
An act where a man excessively inseminates a girl and pours crunchy cereal onto the mess, proceeding to eat the mess out of her
by fortnitedancingcatbears July 24, 2022
by Luke I am your Sharpie March 19, 2016
by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022
A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.
"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee
I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!
I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!
by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019