October 22nd

No masturbation day, if you do you're gay and there's no changing that.

Y'all ready for the group masturbation session today?
Wait but bro, it's October 22nd the day where masturbaiting makes you very gay and you can't change it
Oh shit alright tomorrow then

by Georgebush42096 October 21, 2019

October 22nd

National day we’re girls give boys kisses and have to say who they like

Love is Given on October 22nd

by LoveIsInTheAir456 October 21, 2019

October 22

National wipe your ass and throw the toilet paper at a girl day

Mmm yeah it’s October 22 time to throw dirty toilet paper at some hoes

by Smexy Irish Bot October 21, 2019

October 22

Day to kiss your Boyfriend or girlfriend

Hey it’s october 22, you know what that means it’s kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend day

by Aye it’s nigga toe October 21, 2019

October 22

National Snatch Your Crush's Weave of and Throw it All the Way to China So You Can Make Your Crush Yours

October 22 is the day where all your dream can finally come true

by Yuli aka meeee💕🤡❤️💀 October 21, 2019

October 22

National CAPS LOCK DAY!!!
USE ALL CAPS TODAY
(has nothing to do with the capitols)

IT'S OCTOBER 22 HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY BRUH

by saskenarutosakuraLOVE October 21, 2019

October 21st

National slap your tall friend day

“On October 21st I have to slap you you big man!”

by Hsjdbdbd October 21, 2019