meat riditry

The study or act of meat riding a person to oblivion.

This fucking meat riding prick MATT won’t hop off my meat about everything, he’s a real student of meat riditry.

by nubble August 13, 2025

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Meat Whistling

When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.

My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

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The mystery meat often given on sandwiches in county jail for lunch. Some will try to call it bologna, but it is not. Often pink in appearance and appears to be sweating. Most of it is completely disgusting.

Bill: What are they serving for lunch?
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.

by ThomasFromFairfax August 17, 2025

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Mammoth Meat

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you

C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up

by anonymous August 23, 2025

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