meated

To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.

Dude did you see that video of me getting meated going way too fast in that corner?

by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024

MEAT MANE

A Bountiful Blossom of pubic hair that frames an endowed cock.

When she was finished with his blow job, she relaxed and ran her fingers through his regal meat mane.

by TBAGGER76 November 13, 2025

three meat salad

Disambiguation:

Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,

or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.

Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.

by Mr BS October 11, 2014

Meat

spank some meat

Hey wanna beat my meat?

by hidudesitswensday March 2, 2019

Meat snapper

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.

Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019

meat thot

A female or male that isn't interested in a serious relationships; but is a cereal dater just for a decent meal.

The meat Thot expressed that she's not interested in us being a couple; but she still desires for us to par take in dinner dates.

by Toomich March 8, 2017