man rash

Man rash is the condition that results from wearing certain types of boxers (especially flannel) on a hot day. The sweat soaked boxers will begin to cause a form of chafing very similar to diaper rash. This condition is more common in big men, as they tend to sweat more and their thighs rub together more. A man suffering from this condition can often be seen walking in a bow-legged manner.

Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.

Hiker A: Why the hell are you walking like that? And what's with the cringing?

Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.

Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!

by Archbishop Shaggy September 7, 2009

Man-self

From a meme on deviantArt a man-self is the male version of a female.

Me: This is my man-self, Liam.
Liam: Sup?
Me: He is just like me, but a guy.

by JMcool13 September 19, 2009

man rubbed

when sitting down, another guy rubs your leg without you noticing, and you like it.

"What the hell! did I get man rubbed!" "Dude I got man rubbed, but it felt so good"

by daxterrific March 23, 2010

man cakes

the muscles that bulge out on a man's stomach

i worked out so much today my man cakes are turning into a six pack

by WAGGY12 October 20, 2009

man-trap

The means by which women snare men into a life of misery. i.e. the vagina

Sandy totally set a man-trap by flashing me.

by mikewisdom December 8, 2009

The Resin Man

The Resin Man prints your photo and seals on a birch-wood plaque with a clear epoxy resin. The result is a thick, shiny, smooth plaque that protects and adds substance to any image.

Person 1-Hey that's a sick picture frame how did you do that?

Person 2-It's easy just go to TheResinMan.com upload your photo and The Resin Man will make you a smooth and shiny picture frame in any size you want and he ships it anywhere.

by TheNejatiTouch January 19, 2011

man huff

A males exaggerated bad mood where they will illogically and pointedly ignore the offending person for a period of time of their choosing. Usually for insignificant reasons.

All I said was he needed to shave and he's been in a man huff for the past 2 days!

by venusinbluejeans April 18, 2011