Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Mom

Moms are the best! They help you. They love you. The best part is that they care about you!!! Moms will always be there for you, sick,old,sad,happy,hurt. Moms will never ever let you down.

Person 1: Whoa who is that??
Person 2: Thats my mom!
Person 1: Shes cool!
Person 2: Ya i love my mom!!!

by Dinosaur4 January 19, 2021

Your Mom

The funniest answer to a question

John: What are you doing?

Jack: Your mom

by Your momXD January 21, 2021

Mom,we made it!

An exclamatory expression popularized by NCT Johnny as inspired by his Mommy Suh which could be used when something has been achieved greatly.

Doyoung: Kick It MV was really made well.
Taeyong: We really did a great job this time. I can feel it.
Mark: We made it!
Johnny: Mom,we made it!

by Suh yeon January 22, 2021

Mom-gasm

When as a mother you walk into a room and see a chore was done without asking anyone to do it.

Sally walked into the kitchen and had a Mom-gasm because her husband had done the dishes without being asked.

by Sailormouthsarah January 22, 2021

Your mom

The girl Jack is fucking

A: How’s your mom
B: She’s moaning really loud these days because of Jack

by N__word69696 January 23, 2021

Ur mom

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by porjifdjboixjp January 25, 2021