A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022
Get the King Kong Schlongmug. 
Definately not Tristan
by Bananaking808 June 5, 2018
Get the Banana Kingmug. Crabs and genital warts combined
by 420024 anal June 18, 2018
Get the alaskan king crabsmug. The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
by Cancerking November 21, 2021
Get the Cancer kingmug. Me (not knowing king crimson is a betch): Hi
King Crimson: he's 25 and bababooey
Me (now knowing King crimson is a betch): omg it's that "King" off of discord...not
King Crimson: he's 25 and bababooey
Me (now knowing King crimson is a betch): omg it's that "King" off of discord...not
by BetterThanYou.......WayBetter September 5, 2021
Get the King Crimsonmug. The whole basketball team met the cheerleader squad for an orgy. Jarnell was the king pin. His dick was like a bowling pin.
by SquishyNipple September 14, 2025
Get the King Pinmug.