Nut Box

A makeshift box that can be anything from a goldfish box to a cat food box, you sent your phone in a good spot where you can get a good view, then you use your right hand or left to ejaculate. you use your other hand to hold the box. you can do this sitting down or standing. you can also use a personnel computer. obviously the box is used to nut in, you can use it for multiple days or even weeks.

Ex #1: i used a nut box the other day
Ex #2: i want to use my hand cus i dont like a sock so i will use a nut box

by WhyNot12 July 15, 2023

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Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

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Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

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Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018

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