The act of farting , sharting , or shitting, or otherwise creating an extremely pungent smell in a small enclosed space shared with someone else, and then disabling all possible ventilation, escaping and blocking all escape routes before the others notice, then listening (and possibly watching) their suffering as they try in vain to escape. A great way to end any relationship one might have with someone.
Bro 1: Dude, I hot boxed Julia at Malcolm's party yesterday.
Bro 2: Yeah, we heard her puking from downstairs. What the hell did you do?
Bro 1: Tacos, hot wings, and some nasty Thai food. I caught some of the smell, and let me tell you, it was awesome.
Malcolm: You owe us a new bathroom, Damian.
Bro 1: Oh shit!
Bro 2: Yeah, we heard her puking from downstairs. What the hell did you do?
Bro 1: Tacos, hot wings, and some nasty Thai food. I caught some of the smell, and let me tell you, it was awesome.
Malcolm: You owe us a new bathroom, Damian.
Bro 1: Oh shit!
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A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
“Bro, I went down on her after she got back from the outlet mall. Straight up got hit with that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
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I was surprised to see boxing on prime-time TV—it's the only sport left that still gets content warning because of all the blood and punches!
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"Did you hear Mx. Odditie and Slushi hooked up at the party?
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"
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