The Three Bag Slap

When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.

What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

bag-o-lanche

When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.

Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.

by Trailer Chimp May 11, 2016

bag 'n bang

A must do for an ugly girl with a hot body. Simply place a bag over her head, and then promptly slam her.

Buscher couldn't get the girl, so he had to bag 'n bang her mother

by bangbangnibba June 7, 2016

Ghetto Grocery Bag

They get a grocery bag is a brown paper bag that you would ask for when purchasing a single tall beer from the liquor store

An example is " let me get a 40 in da ghetto grocery bag "

by DJ Guerilla January 8, 2020

Run Bags at Shenanigans

Verb (Slang)
To carry out a penetrative sex act involving multiple dildos, usually in exchange for money, and often in the presence of elderly men.

Dude I can't hang out tonight. I've got to go run bags at shenanigans.

by Magnus Smarticus December 14, 2012

Douche bag extraordinaire

Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.

When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.

You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.

After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.

Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...

by IisMathwizard December 18, 2012

Nicky Dick Bag

An online entity that usually preys on women and tries to be whitty and clever but fails at all attempts. The Nicky Dick Bag generally derives from the homococksuckulous species.

"Yo bro you see that Nicky Dick Bag getting owned"
"Damn you're such a Nicky Dick Bag"
"Why are you acting lke a Nicky Dick Bag?"

by ManacondaMofo December 31, 2011