He-Manned

When your head becomes lodged in your asshole.

"Whoa! That dude just got he-manned!"

"Don't make me he-man you."

by Stonehenge215 February 11, 2010

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Man-ragging

another name for a boys time of the month!

during this time boys will become complete pussys and refuse to talk to anyone. AT ALL!!! ( even their girlfriends)
some of the warning signs of man-ragging are:

1.increase in pissyness
2.inablity to talk things out

3. above all IGNORING ALL IMPORTANT PEOPLE!

DUDE 1:" Hey dude! whats wrong with chad? He's being a total douche bag."

DUDE 2: " Yeah i know! he's been like this for a while."

DUDE 3: "Chill he must be man-ragging"

by lovely_123 July 26, 2009

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Moo Man

A 315er who likes to pork cows in the rectum or cow vag. The cow usually asks - "is it in yet?"

" Oh man - you've still got milk on your belly! You're sucha moo man!

by LeCheech August 7, 2009

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man rash

Man rash is the condition that results from wearing certain types of boxers (especially flannel) on a hot day. The sweat soaked boxers will begin to cause a form of chafing very similar to diaper rash. This condition is more common in big men, as they tend to sweat more and their thighs rub together more. A man suffering from this condition can often be seen walking in a bow-legged manner.

Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.

Hiker A: Why the hell are you walking like that? And what's with the cringing?

Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.

Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!

by Archbishop Shaggy September 7, 2009

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