October 10th
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020
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National Send Nudes Day 2- A day in which includes the art of sending nudes
National Send Nudes Day 2- A day in which includes the art of sending nudes
by Lil Breadstick April 19, 2020
Get the National Send Nudes day 2 mug.M: Hey babe
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!
by LxzyDxmon January 14, 2022
Get the National Girlfriend day mug.October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
Get the National Jerking Off Day mug.National Butt Day occurs every Saturday.
During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.
During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.
by kyleermiller August 24, 2021
Get the National Butt Day mug.A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted “today will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
Get the National Blowjob Day mug.February 22nd. On this day, you send a nude to the person you love. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.
National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most
*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*
*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*
by Mavchell02 February 22, 2024
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