Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

hand dance

Masturbating

Yesterday i accidentally walked in on my brother doing the hand dance.

by Hannibal lecter October 31, 2014

Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.

When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.

by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011

(British hand movement)

The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.

Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.

Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.

by Hitmewithyourcar April 21, 2019

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

Strong Hands

The use of ones frail weak hands to move a girthy sausage from one point of entry to another. Usually accomplished by a small dainty male.

We really needed your strong hands in the office yesterday during happy hour.

by DirtyJ18 January 6, 2023

Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob

I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower

by rubbahbandman October 11, 2017