What can you do piss in your shoe

This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.

Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe

by Turkey Rashers January 06, 2022

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Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

Hilarious quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. Used excessively in Arnold prank calls which can be quite hilarious. The term who is your daddy which derrives from this usually is an expression of personal superiority to someone else or to emphasize a victory.

Johnny just beat Tom in a videogame.

Johnny: "Who is your Daddy?"

Jim is screwing Sharon and making her scream quite loudly in orgasmic ecstacy

Jim: "Who's your daddy bitch? Who is your daddy??"

Sharon: "You!"

by Perverted Senin August 26, 2003

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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 21, 2009

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