The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022

God

Michael

God

by Stongmidget November 24, 2021

god smack

God smack or god smacked can be a term/s used to define a precise moment in time, specific event or circumstance which might be explained by the presence of an Omniscient, Ethereal, or Divine Power which has allegedly ordained said event.

That stranger appearing and pushing me out of the way of that speeding car was a god smack. (N)

I believe that was a god smack instant. (Adj)

Her coming into my life at that moment left me feeling god smacked. (Adj)

by Bre Wordie August 24, 2021

RIZZ GOD WEDNESDAY

A day of the week where the ctk heads rizz up for the tiktok!

Damn, its rizz god wednesday? Riz somebody up the gang

by DAGA IS HIM May 12, 2022

God

Harry Styles

Mom: Who is that guy from one direction???
Me: God

by hrrylvr August 29, 2021

GOD

No ones ever seen him but they worship him.

Kelly:OMG, It's GOD!!!!!

April:Uhhh I don't see anything????

by Trey_rags.2 November 12, 2021