National kiss day

Today’s national kiss day. You can kiss anyone, taken or not.

Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯

by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019

National Harry day

The day april23rd is national Harry day so girls you have to find a guy called Harry and give him head

“Omg Haydon I gave Harry head today bcs it’s national harry day

by Hazzza2trappy February 21, 2023

National Booty-Pic Day

officially, National Booty-Pic Day is celebrated on October 5th. On this day shall you send a booty-pic to your bf/gf or your crush!

Tommorrow is National Booty-Pic Day, you know what that means... send a booty-pic to papa!

by Skinny Peen October 5, 2019

National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

National Bandage93 Appreciation Day

A day to celebrate Bandage93! Hes a cherished and handsome and cute little guy, it will be celebrated September 19th for literally no reason!

"Oh wow its National Bandage93 Appreciation Day! Lets celebrate!"

"Who are you and why the fuck are you in my house?"

by Bandage93 March 22, 2025

National Send Nudes Day

On April 25th send nudes to your significant other.

Female: *Sends Nudes*
Male: happy national send nudes day. *sends nudes*

by Nicksucksnuts May 30, 2018

national porkchop day

March 12th

A day to post porkchop on your instagram.

Hey man! Its national porkchop day!

by heartslilaaaaa March 8, 2023