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Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.
Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025
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Job

A position/work place that Nathan Petruccelli does not participate in.
AKA: something nate will never get
by BladedAzrae February 26, 2025
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paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"
by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025
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wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear
My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.
by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025
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$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5
Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday
by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025
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Roman Paint Job

To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.
Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!
by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025
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Lead-Paint Job

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.
There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?
by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025
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