God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.

Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

God

God is, according to Christianity, the eternal being responsible for the upbringing of our world.

I believe God was made up by those longing for power, simply to make the people believe that God would punish them. This made it so that they could shape society any way that they wished, and therefore rule it. Perhaps God is what sparked morality. This has since been replaced by societal laws telling one how to act, thus making religion and God meaningless.

by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023

port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.

That Mac Demarco is such a port god.

by Marl Marx April 25, 2017

child of God

Madison Russell

Oh yeah, I'm innocent. Im a child of God.

by shortperson123 January 26, 2021

pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick April 22, 2014

God

the one that created us all according to religion

god is the best

by theretardedperv May 19, 2019

God of AdHd

Talk to me nice, talk to me normal, sit and talk to me have a nice conversation , 212 if you want, I don’t usually talk first besides to compliment you to break the ice. If you want something just ask.

I am god of ADHD I can’t stay still

by TMNT August 10, 2022