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by May 12, 2021

Cat

Also known as Caitlin’s, Cats are lovable but crazy McBitches who won’t stab you if you treat them right. It may take some time but you’ve can get Cats to open up to you by drawing them McCoy and co, after which you can see their rather pleasant soft side of their personality.

“Well chief, another dead guy”
“Fuck, it must’ve been a Cat”

by Dick does butt October 28, 2019

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.

by patcat November 11, 2019

cats

hairy creatures that are incarnations of god they SHALL BE TREATED AS GODS AS WELL

guy:hey what pet do u has
guy2:cat
guy:cats ARE THE WAY BROTHER

guy2:"cries" that was lovely

in sync: long live the CATS

by Aguywithbroadband April 10, 2020

Cat

the best of Asian cuisine

I don't like sushi, so I'll just order the cat chow-mane instead.

by stupidpsycho7 March 19, 2018

cat

the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.

the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.

by wowfacter April 12, 2021

cat

amazing creature

Person 1: "See that thing... what is it.. it's so beautiful and soft.."
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'

by catsxarexawesome November 09, 2018