shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

A foot in both jars of peanut butter

Peanut butter is:

comforting, delicious

So having a foot in both jars suggests someone who is:

1. Enjoying two sources of pleasure, affection, or emotional nourishment.

2. Feeling lucky or spoiled, getting more love, attention, or joy than they expected.

3. A little greedy in a harmless, endearing way. Not cheating or being unfaithful, more like: wanting all the affection, wanting all the closeness

Mr Williams has a foot in both jars of peanut butter, if you know what I mean.

by StrugglingLoon March 17, 2026

<.7.9.7.6.>Peanut Butter Creme Tast Lke Semen <&>AndA>Sperm<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Peanut Butter Creme Tast Lke Semen <&>AndA>Sperm<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Peanut Butter Creme Tast Lke Semen <&>AndA>Sperm<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

get the cake and the butter

Slang for making money.

... Wun get the cake and the butter, i count it like hustle.

by samsepi0 September 29, 2025

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

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My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025