Joe Dispenza

A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".

Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.

Rational person: Errr... What? How?

Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"

Rational person: ...

New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!

Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop

by happybloke42 June 19, 2021

Joe

Andrew is gay

Joe momma said Andrew is gay

by Jack me hoff October 8, 2020

Joe

Describing a person who does too much, is too loud or in everyone’s face.

Commonly used in Philadelphia

Person 1: You want a oop with the girl jay?
Person 2: Nawl bro she too joe for me.

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022

joe momma

Joe Momma = Your Momma / Yo Momma

p1 "knock knock
p2 "whos there?"
p1 "Joe"
p2 "joe who?"
p1 "joe momma"

by Missgyrl October 31, 2021

Joe Wakefield

Joe Wakefields are usually quite lanky, long faced, with almost horselike features, Often brunette or dirty blonde. You may catch them lurking around bathrooms with a vape, and working dead end jobs in retail. Are they gay? we will never know..His music taste plays a big part in this theory but also his love for musicals. If you know a Joe keep him close because he needs you, to keep his sanity high and his depression low. Joe is usually shy and awkward and confusing at first but when you let him get comfortable around you, he will soon open up. If you’re lucky enough to have a joe in make sure you treat him right because he’s fragile on the inside, keep in touch, touch his leg hair, kiss his lips…lick his feet

OMG IS THAT JOE WAKEFIELD, yes indeed it is…and hes ready

by Pheobe Bruidgs August 16, 2023

Joe

Usually Described as a sloppy joe or otherwise Joemama

Bob- Do you know who joe is?
Tina- Who?
Bob- JOEMAMAMAMAAAA

by BiggerGiantBalls January 24, 2022

Joe Mama

It was first said in the Golden Girls season 7 episode 19 and to get in a good laugh you mention something to do with Joe and they'll ask "who's Joe" and then you scream "JOE MAMA" and then everybody laughs

Person: god this food is delicious
You: oh man Joe would love this

Person: Whos Joe
You: JOE MAMA HAHAHAHAHA

by Donna8045 April 14, 2020