potato rocks

potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!

potato rocks fucking up society since the beginning of time

by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022

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d-rocked

getting dome while getting hit blindside by the bitches ex boyfriend at full sprint.

Me."bro I got D-rocked last night" Friend."No way!? how the hell did that happen?" Me."Well...I was in at a party bitch comes on to me takes me into a bedroom. she left the door open to the room adjacent to it. guy comes into the other room, I'm getting dome and next thing you know I get smashed to the ground with my dick in her mouth." Friend."Classic D-rock"

by nach015 January 10, 2012

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Someone who rocks

Doesn’t mind helping out at all

Person in need of help: You rock!
Someone who rocks: Of course! I don’t mind helping at all.

by bszent July 29, 2020

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Liquid soap rock star

You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train

I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

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