John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.

The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza

by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022

Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing

Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard

by Porta john February 15, 2019

John Mocker

A white Faggot becomes an OMEGA GAY when full name is John Preston Mocker

Looked at that John Mocker, did you hear he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's dick.

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

John Syndrome

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.

You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?

John Syndrome is the downfall of society

by anonymous November 9, 2023

john overall

John overall is a smart loyal person and kind but if you get on his mean side he will stay calm and not hurt you because he is harmless

John overall is a smart loyal nerd 🤓

by Dalayia November 21, 2021

John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome

person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.

by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019

jollibee john

a dickhead who’s favourite word is ‘then’

don’t be a jollibee john!

by beepobeep November 22, 2021