Do one god

Meaning a person who will jump at any opportunity to turn up and spend/receive time, money, and sex when someone they find attractive is involved.

Man you was with Keisha on monday, went bowling with Iyanna on Wednesday, and spent the night with Lex last night. Damn bro you a real do one god ain't you?

by Draxh3llsing027 November 30, 2024

God's poop

holy shit

Don't you think God's poop is holy?

Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.

by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024

God Is 'Being' Itself

A woman is someone who identifies as a woman.

Hym "I don't see how God is 'being' itself isn't just as circular as 'What is a Woman' and even if that IS that case then God didn't SAY anything and the bible isn't true. If it isn't an agential being then no moral lesson can be derived from the things it supposedly does. It literally doesn't mean anything for God to be being. Like, you're making the word God synonymous with universe or existence or everything and it raises more questions than it does to answer the question of what 'God' is. It's just this ommission of definition regarding what 'A God' is as a noun."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024

God of Manual Work

An individual who excessively performs manual tasks of questionable value that could otherwise be eliminated or made easier with automation to save both time and energy.

Bro's the god of manual work cuz he be sweating all day cranking at them manual tasks.

Better show them some excel shortcuts and how to link files or else they'd be cooked like the God of Manual Work.

Bro's got skill issue cuz he's the God of Manual Work!

by Dats Bussin... December 2, 2024

God Candle

A sudden positive surge in the price of a crypto currency, viewed as a Candlestick Chart.

Their earthly body felt a moment of ecstasy when they saw the ETH chart print a God Candle after being stagnant for years.

by artphase December 2, 2024

god

God is Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is god.

you know I'm right.

dont throw away your shot.

Person 1: Lin is god
Person 2: I know
People 1&2: *starts praising the lin by singing lyrics to Hamilton*

by Lins daughter (jkjk) December 6, 2024

Knowing better than God

It doesn't take much.

Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2024