King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

SMP Films - MAKE POOP

make poop is one of the funniest songs to ever exist and it was used as the background music in corys video:

how to make poop.

so everyone knows how to make poop

and the funniest thing about this song is that it makes:

POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP

no just kidding it dosent pee it just make

poop in da traffic

SMP Films - MAKE POOP Is my Favorite Song!

by xX 44100 Xx August 9, 2021

Pooped and got up

When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)

Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO

by Idk what name to use May 1, 2021

Poop

Poop

I just took a poop

by Nishevd sk January 23, 2021

poop

no.

your poop is so big

by cumlord999 September 13, 2020

Poop

The deer pellet poop-tiny balls of poop

The restaurant poop-you dont want this thing within a mile of your home
The undie poop-this thing needs to come out of you but you deny it the glory. It's the kind of poop that you can feel it coming out of your ass but can't get to a toilet
The wet one-this things coming out of your ass wether you like it or not
The reluctant poop-this does not come out of your ass
The foot long-nope. its not from subway, but it sure is a sight to see. This poop comes out of your ass after you've been camping for a week and haven't pooped since you left. This thing is massive. It looks like an elephant poop. It's a foot long spiral
The I'm at a friends house poop-fuck. I clogged the toilet
The Willie Wonka-tastes great
The Mexican poop- it's a spicy one

I pooped a house out

by Jellow October 26, 2020

poop

a peace of smelly gases.

I went to the bathroom and I pooped.

by he bad boy June 9, 2023