Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021

penis grabber 2000

I have no friends so this is the only way i can have fun with my nonexistent friends

I am a penis grabber 2000

by MyPickle123 August 21, 2022

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat

HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!

by Willy donka August 31, 2022

penis griddy ompalommpa

mom’s spaghetti

Who the hell is penis griddy ompalommpa

by Griddy penis November 5, 2022

Jamaican penis bush

Another name for weed

“Hey you wanna smoke some Jamaican penis bush.”

by Cartnite77 December 31, 2021

penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

Penis Butthole Fart

You stick your own penis in your butthole and fart it out.

John is into freaky stuff, he penis butthole farted plenty of times before

by CoolMe1 May 28, 2022