D-Bag Harris

A man who puts money in the stonks market and holds gme to the moon

Did you hear about D-Bag Harris he lost all his savings.

by Finalceeg June 8, 2022

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on D

when someone is on your dick.

“she was on D bro. i wanted to kill myself.”

by kurayio March 4, 2022

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D m

d m

Sliding in her d m

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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D <3

I <3 my gf

I heart my gf means that you love your gf
me: I heart D <3
you: I heart D <3 also

by L33yum May 8, 2023

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J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

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Grade-D Jackassery is Jackassery at any-level of Jackassery, while really referring to the "D", or, "Dick", and is a reference to the sexual theme of a form of Jackassery.

Grade-D Jackassery is, in essence, responding in giving your opinion of something or someone by choosing to say option "d" - all of the above, and while simultaneously saying something was kinky, or otherwise sexually themed humor.

dude 1 "Dude remember how Fred's ex girlfriend that cheated on him was all up on my jock at that party last night?"
dude 2 "Yeah she's one slatternly chick. What did you say to her anyway, she looked PISSED when she left!"
dude 1} "Hahahah, she said she thought there was something between us. I told her 'Well you THOT WRONG!' LOL."
dude 2 "Dude no way that's straight up some Grade-D Jackassery right there!"

dude 1 "Dude, guilty as charged brotha, sings in Bob-Marley tone ~I shot the sheriff ~ but I did not fux with that beezy!"
dude 2 "Teacher be like- 'Well, you got straight D's all year long.... You PASS with HONORS son!' -Hahahahhaah!"

by Biggie Dawg March 24, 2023

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