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Cool For Cats

The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)

The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how their missus always look so bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
They're cool for cats (cool for cats)
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats (cool for cats)

Shape up at the disco and I think I've got a pull
I ask her lots of questions and she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos but she's never on her own
I said I'll see you later and give her some old chat
But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)
by Death Menace May 14, 2023
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shelter cats

1. Broke and nearly homeless pussy, The female version of what TLC calls a scrub. 2. Pussy that has been negleglected and not stroked in ages.
My homies just want to get some before they deploy so they are out looking for horny shelter cats.
by CSM Dienda February 16, 2018
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domino the cat

"look at that little feline" "wow its domino the cat"
by peener weiner October 23, 2022
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Cat

Cat
Cat
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
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cat

by anonymous March 3, 2021
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Liams cat

The Liams cat is when you eat out a girls asshole tell she ether, 1 has a heart attack, 2 her insides spill out 3 of pain, these are all the things kids named Liam do to there cats in the act of Anal pleasure.
Damn Nigga he really killed me dad with a Liams cat.
by All Liams are gay November 2, 2020
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Cardiac cats

The team that hasn't been allowed to play ever since David Tepper became owner and took the team's spirit, showing some people that no matter how much money you have, even if it can buy you a winning team, there are things it can't buy. When there is a constant threat of guys losing their jobs if they don't meet a puppeteer's expectations, their life is being made beyond difficult, aand it's not a good way to stay focused on what you're doing (it's an ongoing distraction).
Some people miss the Cardiac cats and wonder if they're ever coming back, since they have been replaced by a lot of new uncertainty that wasn't there when Jerry Richardson was.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
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