Poop

One of the many things that can ruin a relationship easy

Girl: I'll be back in a minute or two
Boy: where you going?
Girl: Oh, I got to go poop
Boy: I think we should see other people 🙊

by Meow^-^ November 13, 2019

poop

a delicioys consistenciy that comes from you butt

i ate a lot of poop today

by in my feels October 13, 2020

Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.

The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!

by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023

Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf

Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.

by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.

Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025

poop

poop backwards

Hobo 1: poop backwards is poop hahaha

Hobo 2: your not funny

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2023

Poop puff

1. The puff of poop that floats in the air when flushing the toilet

2. Flatulence

The particals of poop that puffed onto my toothbrush. Poop pufff

by J dub 212 August 30, 2018