mama nat's fart in a jar

sandlewood scents mixed with roses and peaches, fill the room with a beautiful and warm ambiance which enriches your life and fufills your happy dreams.

she puts butt her in the air and lets off a beautiful scent...that is mama nat's fart in a jar.

by hand blown starfish September 12, 2010

poop skiddy fart pants

A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.

You are a poop skiddy fart pants

by rock em and sock em July 17, 2009

Do farts have lumps?

Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.

DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!

by Jim E. Junk April 19, 2006

yellow spotted fiddle fart

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.

Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

by painshowerintheladyflower April 03, 2011

Tongue Punch In The Fart Box

When you take your tongue an slap some ones anus

Dont make me come over there and give you a tongue punch in the fart box

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

Fart a Dick Out

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.

To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!

by Billy_b March 31, 2008

big big stonky fart

a very big stonky fart

perossn *fart*
you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa big big stonky fart!!!!!!!!!!!

by big big stonky fart May 24, 2020