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blap job

A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.
That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!
by halalgamingtime July 6, 2023
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cape job

As a hairstylist or barber you preform fellatio under the cape .
Amy gave Nick a cape job when he came in for a haircut .
by Bigandbouncy April 11, 2025
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Jam Job

To spread a jam or jelly on the nipple of breast of chest and to lick and suck it off. Silly sexual foreplay after breakfast in bed.
Breakfast in bed was delicious this morning, for desert how about a jam job.
by Gap41 July 5, 2025
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Job

many people think your name is is job. when really it’s pronounced “Jobe” and everytime someone says “job” instead of “jobe” your like “nigga kys” Job is a badass and will fuck ya bitch
random nigga: yo what up “job

Job: my name is pronounced “jobe” my nigga

random nigga: damn.
by bingusbump January 14, 2019
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texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025
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Motor Job

When a girl is giving head and then motorboats her partners nutsack.
"Last night Cindy gave me such a good Motor Job."

"Cindy gives every guy a Motor Job."
by Angeleek September 27, 2017
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
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