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ball bag musket

Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.
Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.
by pantyteamaster August 6, 2010
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fuckshit bean bag

name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag
shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin
by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005
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Rip a Bag of Ass

Well, I was chatting with my friend Scuba7Hoods and I ripped a nasty fart. It sounded like someone had ripped open a loose flopping paper bag thus I coined the phrase and it caught on. I mean now the whole world likes to rip a bag of ass!
Goodespeler ripped a bag of ass this morning while he was bending over to tie his shoe.
by J.M. April 15, 2004
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bag o' fiddies

SEE: "bag o' fifties"

A paper sack wif a lotta money indit.
Grants ain't Benjamins; but, two-for-one, they spend the same.
JUNEY: "A BAG O' FIDDIES'd set me right and pay off my cards."
RODGA: "Who you shittin', son? You'd buy crack, and I hopes
you ain't sneakin' off to do it by yourself. What ?!"

"Don't you call me no ho. I wouldn't do you for a BAG O' FIDDIES!"

"What would Fifty Cent do wif a BAG O' FIDDIES?"
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Mexican Saddle Bags

When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."
Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!
by the "R" February 19, 2010
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I'm Not A Plastic Bag

Trendy cotton canvas tote released in 2007 by UK designer Anya Hindmarch. Aimed at reducing the use of plastic bags when shopping. Caused a big hype because it costs only 5 british pounds and is being resold for hundreds on the internet.
The affordability, celebrity endorsement, limited availibity and designer label have created it a much sought after fashion item.

There has been some slight controversy surrounding its "unethical" roots, as it is made in China without using locally grown or organic materials.

The I'm Not A Plastic bag is popular among softcore envionmentalists and fashionistas.
The model Lily Cole strolls the London streets with her I'm Not A Plastic bag
by Katya. P May 23, 2007
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Double Bag Job

Similar to Paper bag job.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.
nice body, but a fuck ugly face. Paper bag job? Nah, Really fuck ugly face, double bag job...
by johmiyffdytf July 9, 2010
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