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coffee head

A coffee addict that has perceivable mental fluctuations due to the amount of caffeine they consume. This persons personality is deformed in a measurable way which is subjectively viewed as either a negative or positive due to outcomes from coffee fueled action. A coffee head may have tension comparable to an amphetamine addict and can act anxiously and become erratic before and after their addictions consumption.
This definition is written by a coffee head.

*note - Many coffee heads smoke cigarettes copiously.

* Also an issue of "darkhorse presents comics" which I stupidly gave to someone as payment for weed.
*man Tony is a hardcore coffee head!
*Did you hear him ranting about teleportation for 15 minutes in the lunchroom?
*Yeah he was shaking...
*Do not go near him before he has his third cup.
*His eye twitches you know...
*Yeah I know but he gets the highest sales every month though, even beats Steve.
by Coffee Head September 6, 2013
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Hand head

When someone gives someone else (or themselves) head with there hand.

ie: eww ashimid gave his guinea pig hand head!
by Dingglejerry July 24, 2019
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Blender Head

When a bitch scrape up yo dick when she giving you head
I can’t hit that her back up she gave some straight blender head
by Dhakrkwu September 4, 2019
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boonkie head

someone with a face similar to that of an unwiped butthole
by xxxtamdom December 28, 2017
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head boating

When a guy take's the back of his head and puts it in between a pair of nice boobs and shakes it back and forth!
Mike leaned back and found him head boating in between Danielle's boobs for no apparent reason accept for the fact that jam house 3 accepted this behavior!
by M/G May 31, 2014
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Helium Head

Rappers and / or people who feel like their feet NEVER touch the ground by usually possessing a ridiculous sense of entitlement with little to no action meriting such sense.
That dude is such a Helium head. The only reason he has anything is because his rich daddy buys him everything.

This rapper is the biggest Helium head i have ever seen. Dude thinks he's hot shit just because he has like 800 FaceBook likes
by Casper (Origonally by Zero) October 26, 2012
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Borgor head

When one holds a cats head gently like a burger to then move it up, to kiss the cat
by Prawnieboo May 11, 2023
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