I took 1 too many shots of tequila and could not bust a nut for the life of me. “Sorry baby, I totally have whiskey cum”
by Rfits79 February 12, 2022
Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.
by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018
by UniqueName# January 5, 2021
Two or more people entering a cornfield attempting to shove corn up ones vagina while squirting. The other person(s) must capture said squirt into a cup and sell/drink it.
by Toiletclogger07 November 19, 2022
Cocktail consisting of 1 part Irish whiskey, 1 part Rumchata, and 2 parts chocolate milk. 1/4 tsp. vanilla extract optional. Best enjoyed with room-temp liquor over ice shaken and strained.
by nogiggity April 8, 2022
The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
by Elk Snot July 19, 2018
when a small group of people lock themselves inside a room with a handle of whiskey and finishes the whole thing
the rules are simple
1. finish all whiskey
2. nobody leaves till its all gone
3. pass the handle to the lef
the rules are simple
1. finish all whiskey
2. nobody leaves till its all gone
3. pass the handle to the lef
by bigwhisk2333 October 9, 2010