A Whatever the fuck

A strange creature that you have no idea even existed until it claims your life.

Player: I got killed by a whatever the fuck in deeeep.io! Now I'm filled with sadness and having a depressive episode!

Dude 1: Bro I was playing Minecraft right
Dude 2: Yea?
Dude 1: And this whatever the fuck just blew up my entire base!
Dude 2: Damn bro. That sucks, but I never asked.

by Marshado June 27, 2021

Whatever

A weird way to say "Hello" in the ship of fools server

Whatever, Fellow fool!

by Meckabone March 7, 2023

Whatever

A shitty rock band that consists of 3...sorry 4 complete fucking retards. I thought it was 3 because the sexy bassist named McSweeney moved to Ohio without warning. The other fucktards are Rob, Caleb, and Braylon. Braylon is hot as fuck, Caleb is underage, and Rob is the ugliest Motherfucker I've ever seen with my own 3 eyes.

Steve - Hey dude did you hear the new Whatever song?

Roger - Pukes and agressivly shits himself

by Definenitly not Swose March 21, 2023

Whatever

Godsmacks second most angry song besides crying like a b*tch and I f**king hate you

(Whatever) Better f***king go away

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

idk whatever

when you dk whatever

idk whatever

by pifsadjofksdjofkasdf February 7, 2023

WHATEVER

When someone is full of shit but trying to make you believe what they are saying to be the God's honest truth, but you are not going to waist your time to even argue the subject.

Person 1: My mom sold my bottles to the Crack dealer before I even turned one.

Person 2: WHATEVER!!!

Girl: WHATEVER!

by Pavement Princess October 9, 2023

whatever makes you happy

A passive-aggressive term used to end dumb arguments you do not want to talk with anymore.
It is often used to stop making any new fights or statements, and ending the conversation so both parties can move on with the rest of their lives.

A: "Like I said, Sydney is a better city to live in than Melbourne!"
B: "Whatever makes you happy man."

by gnome is better October 20, 2023