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Bath weasel

Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks

When close you need to hold your breath
When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel
by Baked bean August 21, 2019
mugGet the Bath weaselmug.

weasel in a can

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"
by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 27, 2015
mugGet the weasel in a canmug.

weasel-bastard

Weasel-Bastard

N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities

Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended

Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"

Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
by Spumonte December 19, 2017
mugGet the weasel-bastardmug.

arse-weasel

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.
Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".
by link-from-zelda :weary: January 9, 2023
mugGet the arse-weaselmug.

Dick weasel

A person who is being a dick and you find a creative name for road rage or just in general
by The one and only haevyn March 19, 2021
mugGet the Dick weaselmug.

peakin weasel

When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.
So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017
mugGet the peakin weaselmug.

weasel face

Having resemblance to Joey Ramone
by Joelforce September 17, 2016
mugGet the weasel facemug.

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