Whitner 

(Noun/Verb)

A Whitner is another name for someone who gets overly excited about nothing at all, or something they werent involved in. The term derives from Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner, who is quite possibly the worst player to ever suit up in the NFL. You can see him on sundays (unless its blacked out) on TV displaying his talents.

(Noun)-

Brian: Wow look at this Whitner going crazy over summer vacation.
Tim: It's December...
Brian: Exactly.

(Verb)-

Steve: I was Whitnering all over the field today!
Barry: Yea I saw that, you didnt even make a tackle.
Steve: Exactly.

Whitner by Billy Buffalo November 30, 2010

Whitness 

The extreme extent that your skin is white, the anti-tan.

Your skin has extreme whitness.

Whitness by ABCTUTORS June 10, 2009

Whitey 

One who is of a pale white complexion, and very awkward at times.

He is such a whitey...

Whitey by TheGing July 5, 2011

tighty whiteys 

A type of under wear worn by flamers, and old people. You will be marked as a queer if seen wearing them.(unless you are 30+)

1.John wears tighty whiteys. What a fag
2.My grandpa wears tighty whiteys.

tighty whiteys by mystery man317 December 25, 2007

Old Whitey 

Any large white dog that drools to a disgusting degree; also a large white dog that generally gets itself horribly dirty as quick as you can clean them. Can apply to a dog of any age. Can also describe anything that is as gross as the dogs get. Originates from the Great Pyrenees dogs which while they are beautiful tend to get very disgusting and then want to get petted or jump on the couch.

Don't let the old whitey in he will wreck the house! Did you see how gross that guy was, he was an old whitey!

Old Whitey by thehootmen July 24, 2008

Son-na-ma biznitch mo' fo' whitey

Basically a white male who is considered a fag, homo, jackass, fuckhead, dickweed, shit-for-brains, etc.

Damn, me gots ta bust a cap in tha son-na-ma biznitch mo'fo' whitey!

Son-na-ma biznitch mo' fo' whitey by Anonymous September 7, 2003

whitey 

Verb - The action of cutting oneself vigorously while screaming like a banshee on steroids.

Person - Crazy cracker who pisses on cars and see's things. Known to have severe ADD and is prone to pulling artificial Whitey's for the sake of stuff. Also is the amazing entrepeneur who has made the anal cough lozenge.

That Bitch made me so mad i had to pull a Whitey

whitey by The WHITEY November 9, 2008