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Storin’ Urine

Common condition of elders who leave the toilet with pee still dripping in their drawers to be stored there until an undergarment update is possible.
Man, I gotta learn to leave it drip a little longer ‘cause I been storin’ urine lately.
by keyline July 12, 2017
mugGet the Storin’ Urinemug.

ur urinal

a not a real weezer fan
does anything for that clout...
have u heard of ur urinal
yeah she’s very interesting...
by praisingthelourd.... April 20, 2021
mugGet the ur urinalmug.

public urinator

A person who publicly urinates. Self explanitory.
mugGet the public urinatormug.

urinal turner

A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.
"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"

"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017
mugGet the urinal turnermug.

Urinal Hang

Where the line in the restroom is too long, to speed up the process, you unzip your pants and let your penis hang out so you are ready to go when it's your turn.
"The line in the restroom started moving much more quickly once everyone was joining in the urinal hang."
by mclee90 June 20, 2019
mugGet the Urinal Hangmug.

urine

the liquid gold of life

best when it comes from a rhino or a lemur
"Yo, did you get your daily urine package"
"Yes, and it comes with some all-new horse urine"
by TheNerdofLife November 22, 2021
mugGet the urinemug.

Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party
disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten
by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024
mugGet the Urinal cakemug.

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