unicorn tears

Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.

'My favourite drink would be frmboise lambic, because it tastes like unicorn tears.

by snowhen October 23, 2011

unicorn conservative

A citizen who is not wealthy or a business owner, but is so sure that one day they will be, they vote against fair labor and social services, while voting in favor of tax breaks for those wealthier than themselves.

Working class voters whose dreams have not met reality. A unicorn conservative lives in a Horatio Alger fantasy.

by Joeltron August 5, 2011

unicorn sperm

The sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the "catcher" can start to read peoples' minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person's dreams (inception-like symptoms)

Roommate 1: "Dude, what the hell is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?"

Roommate 2: "No."

by thrasher92 October 30, 2011

Unicorn Dragon

A mythical creature that no-one has ever seen.

"Have you ever heard the story of the Unicorn Dragon?"

by Unicorn_Dragon March 27, 2018

rainbow unicorn virgin sex

A type of sex that happens between two virgins, people often see rainbows when having this sex because it is awsome.

Anne: how did you lose your virginity?
Ella: i lost it while having rainbow unicorn virgin sex
Anne: Wow! I lost mine while having awkward virgin sex.

by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times December 13, 2016

Unicorned

The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.

Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.

Teggs: Sucks to be him.

by NJITdrinksFACE July 7, 2010

unicorn fan club

The oldest and most powerful organization in the world which yielded members like justin bieber and rebecca black. The club is not open to all and it fancies a weird initiation process unknown to the outside world. The member is supposed to show how gay or sissy he or she is in front of the "chosen unicorn" . Basically this is the dream society for most of the girls and 1/3rd of the male population.

Dick: Hey scooter , guess what I just got initiated into the unicorn fan club.

Scooter:(blushing)-Oh my God!!!Oh my God !! Oh my God!!
I'm gonna kill you!!!

by iam8 August 12, 2012