Troy

Troy is what tired parents name their already disappointment babies. Troys are the biggest assholes you will ever meet. They have stupid hair and a dumb laugh. Troys use shitty humour to make up for their micro-penises. They have obvious mommy issues and probably ate sand as a child. Troys have one hobby and redirect their life around it. Troys often drive big trucks, displaying to everyone that they can’t satisfy a woman.

“Ugh that guy is such a dick, he’s probably a Troy”

by Cold_Raw_Eggs April 17, 2023

Troy

Cranky ah spine, usually can't move his/her body and always been fighting with u

TROY LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YOU TRYNA HURT ME

by jjdereck May 12, 2023

Troy

Troy is that man.
Troy is him.
However he doesn't receive the love nor the recognition he truly deserves and for that on first impressions you will probably be perceived as bitch to him.
Now go find yourself a Troy and treat him better.

A: Do you know Troy?
B: No.
A: You should.

by I'm Him. September 25, 2023

Troy

a very good boy. he will give you all the orange juice you will ever need. there is nothing he would do for you ever, hes also a fan of CATS THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR

hey have you seen troy he loves CATS THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR. there is nothing he likes more than CATS THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR. i also love CATS THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR.

by dave mungelese January 9, 2020

Troy

troy is a good boy. he will get you all of the orange juice you need. there is nothing he would do for you. he is also a fan of CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR.

-hey bro have you seen troy

-no hes out watching CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR he loves it
- woah dude i also love CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR
-you wanna go watch it?
- sure i would love to watch CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR
-okay

by dave mungelese January 9, 2020

Troy

This person tends to have a lot of money. They make a portion of their money by buying and selling shares. This person can be pretty funny at times as well.

Have you seen Troy’s stock market portfolio?

by Saint dripp January 25, 2020

troy

troy is a very tough guy when you meet him. a troy is also usually very attractive. he may seem like he has anger issues but once you get to know him he is very emotional and sensitive. a troy will always want to get a girl to notice him and he will try anything to do so. he can also be very rude and horny. a troy has a very small d*ck and he thinks that he has a big one. if you ever meet a troy, run the other way because he only wants you for your body and not for who you are!!!

girl: hey did you see that new kid troy?

girl 2: yess! he is so hot!

girl: he is a player though so watch out!

by apra dact al scavern 123 February 4, 2020