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Va "J" Token

In other words a vaginal shotgun!
When a man inserts a tight roll blunt 1/4 way into his womans vagina. The woman uses 5 kegal flexes to pull in said smoke. The man then pulls out the joint and presses his lips to her Va J hole. She then uses pressure out reflexex blowing the smoke in his mouth.

WARNING:Use Extreme caution while holding/pulling. Women Do not fart. You'll blow his eyebrows off j/k. Men if she has no idea what a kegal muscle is

DO NOT ATEMPT THIS!!! It will end badly for both of you and waste your stash. Great for fun time 4 play. Men if She's into it you can blow you exhale back in her mouth.
Penny gave me a Va "J" Token Token last night and it tore my ass up and plesured her in all the right places.
by Crayola4TW4rmunda November 1, 2009
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Token Ring

A circle marijuana smokers. Whatever that's being smoked (joint, pipe...) is being passed around the ring of people.
Hey Bob, would you like to get high and join the token ring planned at my house? 8 o' clock, be there or be square!
by Fopp November 22, 2004
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Token Fat Girl

The one girl in a group of pretty girls who is grossly overweight.
You know those groups of girls? The ones at the club? Like 4-7 of them all hanging out? They look hot right? Wait... What's with that one girl? You know the one. The one fat girl in the group. That's the token fat girl. There in the group to make the other girls feel pretty. She gets a little uppity cause she's part of the group of hot girls, but honestly? Her job is confidence building and cock blocking.
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Token Bullshit

The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.
Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."

Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
by Johnathan S. Aldura October 17, 2009
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toke-a-dots

The pattern of little burn holes left on an article of clothing after smoking a badly rolled hash joint.
"This used to be my favorite shirt, but now it's full of toke-a-dots."
by KTDigs November 26, 2011
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Musical toke

A great replacement for a bong piece is an old mouth piece from an instrument you don't use anymore. A musical toke is when you fill that mouth piece with half tobacco/ half weed. Then taking it all in in one hit. Very difficult for the non-smoker but definitely gives you a good rush if you can pull it off.
Joe: Yo dude I have my mouth piece here, can I use your bong for a musical toke?

Josh: Ya man sure, but do you think you can handle that?
by XTXGX June 25, 2010
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Titty Tokens

Guy 1: Hey I don't wanna use my Visa card at the strip club because my wife will catch me.
Guy 2: Well I have some spare 'Titty Tokens' from last night, just use them.
Guy 1: Thanks time to get bitches to drop them titties
by Mr Spankyhands December 6, 2010
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