Everyday Dave

A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.

Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?

Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.

Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.

Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....

by Kadorja November 22, 2012

Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves

I only got the job because of the Dave rule

by samgreg January 03, 2022

Dave the Dog

He's a nice doggy that plays with a group of over his playstation console. He loves scooby snacks and big macs. Fat.

Dave the Dog just ate all my fucking scooby snacks!!

by BigDoggy122 July 01, 2017

dave gower

To have a dave gower is to go for a shower.
Ex England Cricket Captain.

Ill meet you in 20 minutes ill just have a quick dave gower and ill be on my way.

by Matt Dempsey June 12, 2008

Bloody dave

The act of leaving work early when a job is incomplete

He has done the bloody dave once again

by Greg mkII October 20, 2020

[Delicious Dave]

Definatly by far the MOST delicious man alive= Delicious Dave plays guitar for the most kick ass bands alive. Everyone wants a Delicious Dave.

Maria: Hey wheres delicious? That boy is finee
Alicia: I dont know buddie.. i think we should find him.
Maria: psht duh! who can live without a Delicious Dave?
ALicia: Im not sure

by delicious' hot friends January 24, 2009

Thorny Dave

a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.

Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!

by Joe Ander June 10, 2004