Kid urinal

1. Used as a derogatory term to offend short people.
2. The short urinal in a bathroom

1. Dude, you’re such a kid urinal
2. You need to use the kid urinal?!

by Mr. yee December 5, 2017

urinous

When you are using the urinal and are very nervous.

The other day a kid was staring at me in the bathroom, he was making me very urinous!

by Yipolo Man February 22, 2020

urinal snizz

The calcium deposit left in a urinal drain pipe. Usually a viscous ooze, off white in colour. Smells like dried urine.

I scraped the urinal snizz into a bucket. Don't get any urinal snizz on you

by Mrbatery November 18, 2018

Orgasmic Urination

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”

“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”

“I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”

“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”

by MapleSyrup87 April 8, 2020

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.

Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.

by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014

atsushi s personal urinal

JINGLE JANGLE … atsushis personal urinal….. We haven’t known eachother for that long but you’re one of the personals i felt naturally clicked with that they’re wasent an awkward moment even tho i thought u were scary but wtvvv…. Ur one of the sigmaest persons i know and even if id hate to admit it you guys make my bad days so much better by just talking to u losers. I feel like i can say anything in mind and nothings gonna change even tho u talk abt atsushis FEET. EVERY DAY. but yk people have they’re issues but we still love u w them ykkkk anyways know im so grateful that i got to meet u and that we have such a close friendship bc ur so sigma n eventually you’ll become super duper famous n im gonna sell ur autographs that i got for free bc im cool like that and theyre be a point were ur gonna say hi to someone in a con at every corner and i hope at that point im w u complaining abt how famous u r and wtv saying im gonna start a hate page which i will. Want u to know that im by ur side threw anything even if im being a hater thank u for being in my life ur one of the sigmaest thing for this shitty year. I hope we can hangout soon i know it’s gonna be so much fun n i’m gonna talk sm till u get annoyed bro also ur buying me food bc u suck at uno. I love you sigma thankies for being friendsies

Damn there’s a weird person talking abt being atsushi s personal urinal

oh em gee it’s my sigma jelly!!!

by Ghostwashere December 22, 2024