Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

Pouya Trade

A shitty fantasy trade that no one would ever accept, usually submitted by Pouya.

Nigga offered me Trey McBride for Jamar Chase wtf. That’s such a Pouya Trade.

by SheckWes123 September 12, 2024

Dennis of all trades

Analogous to “Jack of all trades” but a tribute to the legend himself Dennis Waterman. The only actor with enough talent to star in it, write the theme tune and sing the theme tune.

They can do it all, they’re quite the “Dennis of all trades”.

by Gerry Standing November 3, 2020

dl trade

a man who is publicly straight, but is privately gay/bi. usually because they can't/don't want to come out due to fear.

i banged that dl trade fwb. he was dangerously tight.

by limelipslover August 12, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Bean trade

When you want a "Bean trade" with another guy that means you want to have annal sex

Bob: Hey Greg you want to do a Bean trade
Greg: Sure man, you want to do it at my house?
Bob: Fuck yeah I do

by RaellySomagoVal March 28, 2024

trade

Trade is a man who from his appearance & lifestyle is straight but privately & very discreetly has gay sex either for pay or for pleasure. Guys labeled as trade usually have no romantic interest in gay men, nor do they date gay men, and will never be seen in public with someone openly gay. Trade men will however continue to date women, will either be married or have a girlfriend, and will engage in sexual relationships with women, all while having gay sex in secret. Trade NEVER label themselves as "trade" thats usually a label gay men use to identify someone who they either know from experience is trade or is assuming is trade.

The dude I hooked up with last night is trade, he's married & only wants sex with me on the low.
Trade was in the straight club tonight, I even got approached & he asked for my ig.

by Muzzickly92 July 6, 2022